Take this test and see! Check the “yes” or “no” blank after each question and add up your answers. Yes means “this statement applies to me.” No means it doesn’t.
1. I never eat fatty foods.
(Leviticus 3:17: “It shall be a perpetual statute throughout your generations, in all your dwelling places, that you eat neither fat nor blood.”)
_____ yes _____no
2. I avoid tattoos.
(Leviticus 19:28 “Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.”)
_____ yes _____no
3. I always check when I buy clothes to make sure there is no linen and wool in the same article of clothing.
(Leviticus 19:19: “Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee.”)
_____ yes _____no
4. I kill witches.
(Exodus 22:18: “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live..”
_____ yes _____no
5. I kill Hindus and Buddhists.
(Exodus 22:20: “He that sacrificeth unto [any] god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.”)
_____ yes _____no
6. I guard the door of my church to make sure blind people, cripples, dwarfs, Asians, people named Cohen, and people with a club foot, birthmarks or jock itch are not allowed in.
(Leviticus 21:16-21: “And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD”)
_____ yes _____no
7. I also keep out people with crushed testicles or male-to-female transgendered people.
(Deuteronomy 23:1: “He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.”)
_____ yes _____no
8. I also keep out anybody born to parents who were not married, as well as their children, grandchildren, and all their descendants up to and including their great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren.
(Deuteronomy 23:2: “A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.)
_____ yes _____no
9. If I find somebody has worked on Sunday, I kill him.
(Exodus 35:2: “Six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day there shall be to you an holy day, a sabbath of rest to the LORD: whosoever doeth work therein shall be put to death…”)
_____ yes _____no
10. If I know of any man who used to live with his married brother, and that brother has died, I put pressure on the surviving brother to marry the dead brother’s wife.
(Deuteronomy 25:5: “If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger: her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her.”
_____ yes _____no
11a. (Men only) I don’t shave.
(Leviticus 19:27: “Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.”)
11b. (Women only) When I menstruate, I live apart from everybody for a week and then kill a couple of pigeons.
(Leviticus 15:19-30:
19 -And if a woman have an issue, [and] her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 - And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 - And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
22 - And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
23 - And if it [be] on [her] bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
24 - And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
25 - And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she [shall be] unclean.
26 - Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
27 - And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe [himself] in water, and be unclean until the even.
28 - But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
29 - And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
30 - And the priest shall offer the one [for] a sin offering, and the other [for] a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
_____ yes _____no
12. I kill people if I hear them curse their parents.
(Leviticus 20:9: “For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.”
_____ yes _____no
13. I encourage people living in slavery to accept their lot.
1 Corinthians 7:20-24:
20 - Let every man abide in the same calling wherein he was called.14. I kill people I know who have committed adultery.
21 - Art thou called [being] a servant? care not for it: but if thou mayest be made free, use [it] rather.
22 - For he that is called in the Lord, [being] a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, [being] free, is Christ's servant.
23 - Ye are bought with a price; be not ye the servants of men.
24 - Brethren, let every man, wherein he is called, therein abide with God._____ yes _____no
(Leviticus 20:10: “And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.”)
_____ yes _____no
15. I disapprove of male homosexuality.
(Leviticus 20:13: “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.”
_____ yes _____no
16. I base my ideas on marriage on the Bible, following the principle that marriage consists of one man and one or more women. (Gen 4:19, 4:23, 26:34, 28:9, 29:26-30, 30:26, 31:17, 32:22, 36:2, 36:10, 37:2, Ex. 21:10, Judges 8:30, 1 Sam 1:2, 25:43, 27:3, 30:5, 30:18, 2 Sam 2:2, 3:2-5, 1 Chron 3:1-3, 4:5, 8:8, 14:3, 2 Chron 11:21, 13:21, 24:3).
_____ yes _____no
Your Score
Number of YES answers:
(1) You are a 6% biblical Christian.
(2) You are a 12½% biblical Christian.
(3) You are a 19% biblical Christian.
(4) You are a 25% biblical Christian.
(5) You are a 31% biblical Christian.
(6) You are a 37½ % biblical Christian.
(7) You are a 44% biblical Christian.
(8) You are a 50% biblical Christian.
(9) You are a 56% biblical Christian.
(10) You are a 62½% biblical Christian.
(11) You are a 69% biblical Christian.
(12) You are a 75% biblical Christian.
(13) You are an 81% biblical Christian.
(14) You are an 88% biblical Christian.
(15) You are a 94% biblical Christian.
(16) You are a 100% biblical Christian.
How to interpret your score
(Number of "yes" answers)
1-3 - You are a really bad Christian; you risk damnation. Prepare to burn.
4-6 - You are a very poor Christian. Fill yourself with guilt until you are motivated to improve.
7-10 - You are only a half-hearted Christian. Get to work.
11-14 - You are not really serious about your faith. There is much more you can do.
15 – You are almost there. Now buckle down and aim for perfection.
16 – Congratulations. You live your life according to Biblical principles. You have earned the right to tell others what’s wrong with them.
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